i just heard my mom yelling “YOU MOTHERFUCKER” and i was worried my parents were having a fight so i went downstairs to check it out but when i got there my dad was just giggling hysterically and all i could see was a pile of uno cards with a +4 card at the top
|me at age 9:||omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!|
|me as a teenager:||who the fuck just unfollowed me|
“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
thats so fucked
My chemical romance
Somebody had to.